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Hand Demotivational Poster


VEGETERIAN -


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.


GENETICALLY MODIFIED GOODNESS - The Big "M"


TAGS: hands down winner
Rating: 4.74/5

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maoworks2 - October 22, 2012, 5:12 pm
I Worked At A PLaces Next Door To One What A Smell .


Pimp Hand -


TAGS: hand
Rating: 2.82/5

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Airman - April 26, 2011, 7:17 pm
it is impossible to make one that everyone likes. Make one that you like.. that's the most important part of it.
djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 7:13 pm
okay....!! Plus, some of them are so perfect, I feel a lot of pressure! xx
djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 7:12 pm
Plus, some of them
djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 7:11 pm
Oh well, if I think of something, maybe! I don't want to make some "just to make some" I want to like it! (especially since it's gonna stick to me, might as well be able to stand for it!) and I know people might not like it as much as me neither! xx
rerun - April 26, 2011, 6:58 pm

some of the greates posters on this site are from people "working out" the personal stresses in their lives. Makingh a poster can be a great outlet.
djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:47 pm
I might at some point, but right now I'm going through the roughest of patches, and can't even focus to do that... Checking them out is relaxing but its as much as I can afford, mentally... But I'm sure I'll get to it at some point in time!! xx
djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:42 pm
What's that about?? Is it required to make some to be allowed to enjoy others? I'm very sorry if I don't like all that's there... but you should get used to it, it happens a lot in life! xx
tellitlikeitis - April 25, 2011, 6:50 pm
I would like to see some posters djinnyf... your postive comments towards women are great... give it a try for a poster.
ICEMAN - April 25, 2011, 6:45 pm
Isn't it about time you stop criticizing everyone else's posters & put out a few of your own? 89 comments, ZERO posters.
tellitlikeitis - April 25, 2011, 6:40 pm
Basically, she's getting paid to do a job... acting.
djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 6:07 pm
And if I happen to see older posts, it's because my google page's got the motifake thingy and I get to have a random one all the time, instead of having to go through the same ones all the time... xx
djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 6:06 pm
It shows a lot more about the people putting it up and enjoying such things... Sorry, I don't find degrading women very funny... And I find this (and liking this) more degrading than most overly ***y girls...) xx
Airman - April 25, 2011, 1:19 pm
*on mulitiple sites* if you want Politically Correct, I am sure The View has a web site
Airman - April 25, 2011, 1:18 pm
why are we commenting on posters from 2007? and this is Glenn Ford slapping Erin Grey in a 1978 made for TV movie "Evening in Byzantium". It's make believe!!! this poster is no multiple sites and has been for some time.
djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 11:31 am
This is huhhhhhh... can't believe it's up. xx
Yeo - April 26, 2009, 3:04 am
It's stupid.
snow - August 29, 2008, 3:08 am
He looks very satified.... no homo!
Profet - January 13, 2008, 11:02 pm
This is a classic example of a man wit the gift of "pimpin". I love it. It is motivating!


JUST THINK ABOUT IT - I bet you never thought of the importance of hand washing quite this way had you ?


TAGS: wash your hands after restroom
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 20, 2011, 1:49 pm
I bet mechanics with greasy hands wash their hands first, unless they want to lube their piston.
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 12:07 pm
Query...why people do hoomans wash their hands after doing the deed but never before? We shake hands all day, press b***ons, hold escalator and stair rails, push doors and grip handles. Don't even get me started on public restrooms
Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:12 am
It's all fun & games 'til someones starts feeling ****y...;)
Budog - June 18, 2011, 12:43 am
Especially since Grandpa already walks around with his hands in his pants that are almost up to his neck...
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 12:36 am
It gets worse if you take grandparents into account... hand me the bleach
Budog - June 17, 2011, 11:24 pm
LOL Yes, but you gave me a whole new perspective to see it in...
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:58 pm
Hey, it's YOUR poster.. what has been inferred cannot be unseen
Budog - June 17, 2011, 10:47 pm
OMFG, now that just adds a whole new dimension of uggghhh to this poster!
Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:24 pm
Congratulations, you've just made visting my in-laws that much more uncomfortable...


being happy -


TAGS: dogs handicaps happiness
Rating: 4.81/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:04 am
Perfectly worded along with the picture. 5 one legged doggies.
CloudchaserS - April 24, 2013, 12:52 am
And to be thankful for/want what you have


WELCOME TO THE HANDYMAN'S CORNER - If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.


TAGS: red green handyman duct ***e
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by rossisen

Bucketheadsdad - October 30, 2011, 12:00 pm
Quando omni flunkus moritati! When all else fails, play dead!
Arvantillian - October 17, 2011, 10:49 am
Red Green is my Hero!
rudeboy308 - October 12, 2011, 9:57 pm
I loved Red Green when I saw it on PBS. I still have his tag line in my head about duct ***e as the handyman's secret weapon.


INNOVATION - Designing something that doesn't get improved on much for 100 years.




THINGS TO NEVER DO - Never try to punch Chuck Norris




PEEK AT'CHU - And your nephew. Every night. EVERY night.


TAGS: january 3rd pok mon assignment hand bananas prot g
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 11:06 pm
p*** Bear Win
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:45 am
*twits
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:44 am
Wow. All the usual wits are out tonight!
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 11:49 pm
'Tis the season. Sorta
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 11:43 pm
Spreading good cheer today, are we?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 11:31 pm
And that, my friend, is no double entendre.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 11:27 pm
That's not a pun....or is it?....i don't think that counts as a pun....either way, you suck Bart.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:35 pm
"Peek At'Chu" it rhymes with "look at chu." That's why you shouldn't eat with your mouth open, Moo+. It's impolite.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
What pun?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:17 pm
That, my friend, is a GODLY pun! 5 charged up lions out of five. BAM!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:23 pm
I live in a small town....we get the dregs of the bigger city strip clubs.....If you ever visit our lovely country, try southern Ontario and Montreal for your n**** lady entertainment.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:20 pm
We do this like once a month, Moo+. You have the strip clubs. Texas has... well... Texans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:17 pm
It's -45 Celsius here with the wind chill....I hate you Veggie.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:15 pm
Ha! Is it odd that it's 65 right now where I live, and that I absolutely HATE women that wear lipstick? Especially red. Disgusto.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:11 pm
It is g**....and what save?....you told me you live in an Igloo and eat whale blubber.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
But seriously, I don't care if "they" do it to everyone (which they don't), it's still fukking g**.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:07 pm
Nice save...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Veggies an Eskimo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:05 pm
It's not just yours Veggie....unless it's a racial thing.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
To whoever it is that simply sees my name next to a poster and then instantly 1Ls EVERY one of them, I made this one today too. Go nuts, fag.


STEVEN SEAGAL - Has mastered the pimp hand and the look of death. Why cant you?




CHAIN GANGS - What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate




ANYONE EVER GIVEN A THOUGHT - To issuing "Obese" Parking stickers and put the parking spots in the back of the lot?


TAGS: is obesity a handicap
Rating: 3.93/5

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MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 3:27 pm
A 5L idea only problem is the fat people would keep knocking over the disabled people in wheelchairs and seniors with walkers that are already parked way out there :)
JesusWept - January 22, 2013, 4:00 pm
5/5 easy! LOL
Neener - October 15, 2010, 11:53 am
totally amsome!
faulty switch - September 30, 2009, 2:22 am
yes. there should be fat placards and the spots should be down the road and around the corner. make them work for it
thatonechick - September 28, 2009, 9:09 am
All the time! :D
Capt. Correction - September 28, 2009, 3:06 am
There is another person in the car - and there is a small possibility that person could be handicapped. (did you hear the bottom of the barrel being scra**d) I still luaghed so hard I pooed a little. 5/5 Well played sir. As you were...
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:17 pm
5/5 =D I was rather fat then I decided to join the air force =D
Bartimaeus - September 25, 2009, 8:50 pm
5/5
Bartimaeus - September 25, 2009, 8:50 pm
Fools! The friction between their thighs could cause a massive fire. Spontaneous combustion? I think not...that doesn't start in the sweatpants.
CANADA - September 25, 2009, 8:42 pm
love the poster airman
CANADA - September 25, 2009, 8:42 pm
that comment was perfect!
DrEvo82 - September 25, 2009, 10:31 am
I see those lazy f.u.c.k.e.r.s. all the time in Wal-mart. They ride around in those carts that are supposed to be for crippled people. Then they stand up and grap a bag of cholcolate, sit back down on their fat lazy a.s.s.e.s. and ride over to the cookies
Smokey - September 24, 2009, 5:04 pm
She's handmicaked.


I WILL KILL YOU - With my bear hands ...




LOVE - There's no optimal way to show love to someone.




SORRY TIMMY. - Put your helmet back on and get back in the car.


TAGS: signs retarded handicapped
Rating: 4.39/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2011, 4:09 pm
I'd say that both of those things (and many others) fall under the "stupidity" umbrella
falloutghoul - December 28, 2011, 1:46 pm
Neither is impatience or laziness.
Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:03 am

lol


Quality -


TAGS: red green quote handsome handy
Rating: 4.89/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 18, 2015, 10:10 pm
As a kid I loved The Red Green Show" it makes of for the fact that Canada gave us Justin Bieber.
Greeny - June 30, 2013, 7:49 pm
5 rolls of duct ***e
lgvernon - June 30, 2013, 12:08 pm

Red Green~~Best. Show. Ever. 5LLLLLs


HANDS UP KITTY - The fur or your life !


TAGS: cat kitten fur hand animals
Rating: 4.14/5

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mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:48 pm
now I've had enough with this kitty abuse, and your luck isn't that I have principles, but that I'm not a mod...lol


LOOK MA - No Hands


TAGS: amputate amputee arms hands ma look fail shame ouch sad
Rating: 2.61/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:32 am
How does she cup the balls? or make a sammich for that matter?....but never in that order.
mr. me - July 30, 2009, 1:17 am
so very f***ed up yet so very hilarious


WHAT IS IT -


TAGS: nature trees handy
Rating: 4.7/5

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Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:15 am
Celebrate Life!
forseti - April 7, 2011, 2:16 am
LOL!
steph1 - April 5, 2011, 2:32 pm
what is it? i'd say it is alcoholism


FELT NOT MEASURED -


TAGS: elderly calendar respect handshake
Rating: 4.74/5

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Reality Lord - September 20, 2011, 5:10 pm

nice
GySgt1811 - September 20, 2011, 12:11 pm
TNX, Green!
Budog - September 20, 2011, 5:56 am
5 L Semper Fi Sir
rerun - September 19, 2011, 10:01 pm

this is fantastic


superhero mom -


TAGS: mask boots handcuffs
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

JesusWept - May 5, 2016, 9:53 am
LMAO!! Outstanding! ^^^^^Up


SIMPLICITY -




GLOCK -


TAGS: glock safety handgun crazy silly
Rating: 3.19/5

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MetalliTool - April 3, 2012, 8:56 pm
LOL! Pretty much :)
TheScottsMan - April 3, 2012, 8:47 pm
Well, I guess I know why "Tool" is in your screen name.
MetalliTool - April 3, 2012, 5:19 pm
Yeah, because the little trigger safety thingy would REALLY keep someone from pulling the trigger! geez!


SVETLANA GRUEBBERSOLVIK -




HULK HANDS - Your individual results may vary.




WISDOM IS DIFFICULT TO ACHIEVE -


TAGS: wisdom teeth hand growth rerun
Rating: 4.39/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 3:59 pm
Rumor has it, G.W. Bush was born without wisdom teeth. Explains why his never came in.
Krissie - January 2, 2011, 6:02 pm
5 l's from me, LOVED it. kinda made me cringe-4 wisdom teeth pulled. That doesn't include 3 molars I had pulled last year :P
Sean - January 1, 2011, 1:27 pm
Nothing wrong with that, rerun. You done good. On a similar tack: "Oh great, the wisest thing about me and there's no room for it in my head -- not even in my big mouth."
rerun - January 1, 2011, 12:45 pm

I have tried, in vain to find a motivating quote for this pic, however I always seem to end up back here.
Reality Lord - January 1, 2011, 12:32 pm

lolz


TALK TO THE HAND - 'Cause The Ears Ain't Listenin'


TAGS: walking dead hand
Rating: 3/5

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GFNeves - November 20, 2010, 2:09 pm
Hilarious
crankyhead - November 20, 2010, 1:52 pm
possibly the best show on television
spacedog - November 20, 2010, 1:33 pm
High five, down low, too slow.


A BIRD IN THE HAND - Is worth two in the bush. Unless you have Epilepsy.


TAGS: bird hand epilepsy sayings
Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - September 2, 2012, 6:17 pm
lol...this is a good one


HANDGUN SAFETY -


TAGS: handguns kill like your car drives itself handgun day iceman
Rating: 4.42/5

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newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:14 am
Oh crap i knew i shouldnt have made all of those adjustments...>:)
deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:13 am
its a awsome way to kill your saf
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 9:18 pm
Thanks Face!
Faceplant31 - March 25, 2011, 10:20 am
Fanta5tic!!!


SATISFIED -


TAGS: world prison shower hands choice
Rating: 4.72/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:19 pm
with all the good posters you have under your belt, I thought 'there must be something somewhere' and then I chew until the juice came up... ooops bad choice of words lol
caveman - January 26, 2012, 2:34 am
Appreciate it.... honestly i didn't know if people WOULD get it
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:31 am
this one is very good, I confess I didn't get it the first time


CREATION -


TAGS: god handicap existance universe hammy
Rating: 4.32/5

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Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 7:14 pm
It's just that you and haar, truely motivate me to de-motivate, and a compliment from one of you is truly valued on my part.
Sean - November 29, 2010, 5:53 pm
It's a helluva poster. And the word is "dishonored". Yer welcome.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 4:33 pm
I am honored you even looked at my poster sean.
Sean - November 29, 2010, 1:27 pm
The ontological argument with a twist. Beautiful. 'Tis a lesser God who needs to be.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 8:49 am
thanks ed, and a bad one at that aggy
Ed-Hyde - November 29, 2010, 6:49 am
Awesome, beautiful image to go with it. 5L
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 9:24 pm
... a mod?
Hawamleh - November 28, 2010, 6:03 pm
That would help, had I wanted things to make sense, but what's the fun in that. and I always did like pointy ears..
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 2:58 pm
Good lord! we have a half Vulcan / half Arab here. Great logical argument. Before the Timmies descend, just consider God as whatever you worship and it will make more sense.


ABOVE -


TAGS: driving drivers handbook joke not seriously
Rating: 4.4/5

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NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:33 am
I heard it's a prerequisite reading for becoming a Boston cab-driver, along with watching the chase scene in "The French Connection".
Bolverk3778 - March 6, 2014, 4:22 am
Must be part of the UK Police College curriculum. For most of the new officers seem to have forgotten what turn indicators are for!!


PUZZLING QUESTION - ARE TWO BIRDS IN THE HAND WORTH FOUR IN THE BUSH ?


TAGS: two birds in the hand
Rating: 3.57/5

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Sean - September 16, 2011, 3:24 pm
Those guys are adorable. I'm gonna say 6 ... if they're ugly.
Jerk - September 16, 2011, 11:57 am
It depends on who's Bush


A LOVE TO LAST FOR WHOLE ETERNITY - Near Her The Only Place You Feel Safe




HANDGUNS -




Slippery -


TAGS: handle hold squeeze bend over
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - January 22, 2015, 1:40 pm
Oops my bad!!! Uh, another time 'cern. All the 5's to Greent.
MissPriss - January 22, 2015, 1:37 pm
Snap! 5'd it 'cern.
concern3 - January 22, 2015, 8:49 am
5er excellent
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 8:37 am
depth, mystery, riotous humor...yup, the melon


WAL-MART ... ALWAYS THE LOW-PRICE LEADER - Wal-Mart ... destroying America one small business at a time.




WHAT WE HAVE HERE -


TAGS: cool hand luke
Rating: 3.33/5

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BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 3:09 pm
LMAO bOB
bOB cHIN - August 28, 2009, 3:06 pm
Classical, like fine wine gets better with age. Think I'm a gonna go get some pickled eggs and a Moosehead
BoneCD - August 28, 2009, 2:57 pm
thanks Lex
Lex - August 28, 2009, 2:54 pm
5 Cool Hand Poodles to you sir.


Investigations -


TAGS: investigation dog hand clue
Rating: 5/5

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Ashson - February 26, 2014, 5:26 pm
At times, you need to be able to award 5L for a comment.
lgvernon - February 26, 2014, 4:34 pm

"No, sir, we don't. But your dog's here to give us a hand." 5LLLLL (and yes, I would have totally said that).


WHAT DO YOU THINK - I don't know, but you can quit looking at your fingers now ...


TAGS: fingers g** straight hands look
Rating: 4.56/5

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Skulrath - October 15, 2011, 5:42 pm
Shweeeet!!
Budog - October 13, 2011, 5:10 pm
Bahhhhhhhh
Sean - October 13, 2011, 4:57 pm
I think we both know I had to exert a great deal of restraint in foregoing a b********* reference.
Budog - October 13, 2011, 4:51 pm
Ooooouchhhh...
Sean - October 13, 2011, 4:49 pm
You're E.T.
Skulrath - October 13, 2011, 2:09 pm
So what's it mean if my index finger is longer than my ring finger?
falloutghoul - September 6, 2011, 8:38 am
Trust me, I did too; Macho-Man.
nicolbolas09 - September 5, 2011, 6:13 pm
Is it bad that I looked?
Budog - September 4, 2011, 7:59 am
Like the Village People song?
mariand - September 4, 2011, 6:27 am
lol...dude, now I feel more like a macho man... 5L
ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:45 am
And yet you type with a lisp. :/
Budog - September 4, 2011, 1:44 am
Hey, we don't judge here... It's okay. j/k
CloudchaserS - September 4, 2011, 12:53 am
My ring and index fingers are the same length on both hands. I've never felt any physical desire for other males.


X-Men -




NIGHTMARES -


TAGS: nightmares dreams hand urn beware
Rating: 3.67/5

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Believer - December 5, 2012, 12:06 am
Wow, amazing. The image is really good.


GLOVES - Now With Color-Coded Directions


TAGS: hand y equipment
Rating: 3.36/5

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MrBlack - March 7, 2010, 10:44 pm
But what if ye wanted te use The Rocker? Or The Spocker? Or (holy crap) The Show-Stopper?


HONESTY -


TAGS: women can t handle it chicken
Rating: 4.29/5

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redhdsrbst - June 16, 2010, 8:00 pm
That's not it at all .... She was looking for BACON !!!


IF..... - ...your happy and you know it.....


TAGS: clap your hands
Rating: 4.05/5

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forseti - August 13, 2012, 9:09 am
the spelling error ruins a sure 5 lion voting... :/
Bumgrubs - May 21, 2012, 12:06 am
I do like to push the "PC" boundaries lol.
RonE - May 4, 2012, 12:42 pm
Considering I am missing most of my right hand and a good part of my right forearm... I laughed my a$$ off at this.
Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 7:05 am
Oh well, it's still funny as hell (which is appropriate).
holymoly - May 3, 2012, 6:31 pm
Nice... made me laugh... good one
Swampfox - May 3, 2012, 5:22 pm
That's not right. Though it's probably a little insensitive of me to mention it.


FEAR -




PICKING UP THE PACE -


TAGS: tunnel stairsteps hand rail
Rating: 4.71/5

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Feasibly - December 30, 2011, 7:13 am
Thx RL...the image is my current wallpaper.
Reality Lord - December 29, 2011, 5:33 pm

this...is great feas.


OOOOOHHHH - Men around the world just shifted in their seats


TAGS: handball not nice seat a
Rating: 4.45/5

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caveman - July 19, 2011, 8:11 am
Well i did actually know that they have something for that area, but i know for a fact that it would still hurt like hell
GIANNIS511 - July 19, 2011, 7:57 am
Only the ones that do not know the game. Goalkeepers have something to protect the "area".


HANDICAPS - Being put down by the man since... Pretty much forever


TAGS: handicap sign
Rating: 4.44/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 7:19 pm
Nice find.


LIFE -




PIMP HAND -


TAGS: pimp hand sound
Rating: 3.85/5

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rnbw00 - June 14, 2011, 5:39 pm
Loved this movie, and can't wait for the DVD in 2 weeks.


MIME GUN - Silent but DEADLY!


TAGS: gun hand mime imaginaryno gun
Rating: 3.56/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - April 4, 2011, 9:36 pm
I didn't notice that, it looks like a skin fold jus perfectly sh** to make it look like it's sticking out.
Greeny - April 4, 2011, 9:23 pm
What the heck is that pointy thing between the ejection port & the safety notch - an ear plug?


A LOVING WIFE - Will always hold your hand




EVOLUTION - Some catch on later




GRAVITY -


TAGS: disabled handicap dreams aspiration reality
Rating: 4.96/5

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Sean - September 8, 2011, 7:07 pm
Just saw this one for the first time. Amazing.
spacedog - November 8, 2010, 5:58 pm
Incredible.
forseti - November 8, 2010, 1:14 pm
so sad!


happy hands are -


TAGS: hand
Rating: 4.8/5

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ughomer - September 11, 2013, 9:09 am
I agree, GaryO. I agree!!
GaryO - September 11, 2013, 8:33 am
Hah! likin' this'n


DOWN GOES FRAZIER -


TAGS: jack handy quote
Rating: 4.77/5

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lgvernon - April 30, 2012, 10:15 pm

And it remains my favorite sport. But geez, I wish someone truly great would come along.


HEAVEN -




HANDFISH - The irony of this species is that, one day, it will evolve to completely deny and refute evolution.


TAGS: handfish natural selection darwin evolution
Rating: 4.32/5

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matt28 - August 31, 2010, 10:13 pm
Good job. I give it 5 therapsids!
R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 11:43 am
Isn't this a Pokemon?


EVANGELIST -


TAGS: more annoying than panhandlers
Rating: 4.08/5

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stormXIII - July 19, 2011, 8:54 pm
a few words for a great truth
phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:50 am
ROFLMAOPMPAC!! 5L indeed!


WHEELCHAIRS - They come in handy for shopping.


TAGS: wheelchair shopping women dumb handicapped
Rating: 4/5

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KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:08 pm
why don't they just put the tired girl in the chair instead of that bag ?


EDUCATION -


TAGS: education woman man slap backhand
Rating: 3.43/5

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sinuhe - May 7, 2011, 10:33 am
This one actually made me laugh.


HIPPIES - Don't let them help you perform major surgery!


TAGS: jesus surgeon operation surgery did he even wash his hands
Rating: 3.13/5

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Sean - October 7, 2009, 2:51 pm
"Mask!!!" ... get it? Colonel Potter ....


BOWLING LEAGUES -




SCARED HANDS -




TALK TO THE HAND - A GOOD MUSH GOES A LONG WAY




CELL PHONE - I assure you--it's not a tumor!


TAGS: hands free cell phone radiation cancer tumor
Rating: 2.08/5

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Archivis - January 18, 2011, 4:40 pm
Ghetto Bluetooth... nice


MEGAMIND, EVIL OVERLORD - At the end, "No, you can't" won "Yes, we can"




DEAR HAND SANITIZER -




SIMPLE TRUTHS - "Men are made stronger on realization that the helping hand they need is at the end of their own arm." ~ Sidney J. Phillips ~


TAGS: hand truth quote
Rating: 4.8/5

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beastmaster - July 29, 2012, 9:03 pm
lol ... Thanks very much. ;)
SteveFurlong - April 9, 2012, 9:18 pm
Very motivational! Are you sure it's on the correct site? 5L regardless.


It's not about the cards you're dealt -


TAGS: card deal play hand calendar
Rating: 4.63/5

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GaryO - September 9, 2015, 8:55 am
the bluff has always worked for me...usually...sometimes...well, there was that one time. it only takes onetime, ya'know.
EmilioDumphque - September 8, 2015, 7:03 pm
Oh, OK. Thanks Mr. Trump. That totally explains why you're rich, and how it had nothing to do with inheriting 200 million bucks.


DISCRIMINATION - Access doesn't always have to be easy




HE COULDA BEEN A CONTENDER -


TAGS: boxing ballet rerun jack handy
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Airman

TheSanityInspector - November 22, 2011, 8:22 pm
It's like the beer barrel polka, without the beer, the barrel, or the polka.


STUPIDITY -




SYMPATHY - No one has cared more than him!




STATISTICS -


TAGS: dead mans hand in deadwood
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2009, 7:18 pm
No, this is fantastic. And I must have missed it cuz I just got to give it my 5.....you even got the gun right.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 6:57 pm
Love the game enough to do this one (maybe not as well as it could have been done) awhile back...


PAN-HANDLERS - Irritating, no matter what color! Get a job you Crack-Head, and leave hard-working people alone!




Handsome -


TAGS: people 2 3 handsome
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - April 26, 2014, 1:36 am
Heh heh


Cool is overrated -


TAGS: devin townsend dancing jazz hands rather be happy than cool words i live by silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 5:18 pm

All the world is waiting for a ph**ograph, all the world is waiting for a sign... It'll soon be over all we want is honesty, it'll soon be over all we've got is time...
CloudchaserS - September 23, 2013, 12:22 am
How do we know we're out of control? How do we know? We never will know!
BobbEdwards - September 22, 2013, 10:07 pm
Words to live by 5/F
GaryO - September 22, 2013, 8:48 pm
Hey, if being a mime trapped in a glass box does it for ya, well cheers to that……love ya Sly, 5L.


Suddenly -




SIGN OF THE TIMES -


TAGS: freaking poor conviction rate maybe the evidence was mishandled
Rating: 4.81/5

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agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 8:55 pm
It was replaced by the scale and duck method.
fred - November 9, 2010, 5:39 pm
This looks pretty modern. What happened to the good old trial by water/fire/witch pin?


fruit salad Backgammon -


TAGS: must wash hands now again
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - June 17, 2013, 10:34 pm
Amen brother Bobb
BobbEdwards - June 17, 2013, 10:24 pm
Yer never too old to play with yer food
GaryO - May 15, 2013, 8:47 am
Ah, but the spoon would get lonely if it’s face was pointed the other way…..thank you Mr Greeny
Greeny - May 15, 2013, 4:54 am
5 equally spaced lined-up left to right Lions (I let the upside down spoon slide)


MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME - You me and all of Dollar Tree's 99¢ handcuffs


TAGS: handcuffs
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Krickit

GaryO - March 31, 2013, 8:02 pm
Krickit, you’re a bit strange, but OK……. me first.


INTERDEPENDENCE -




DECISIONS DECISIONS -


TAGS: jack handey
Rating: 4.54/5

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MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE -


TAGS: refund motifake fodder tth mailbait merchandising
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

R.S.Jake - April 5, 2010, 4:39 pm
I am going to miss Booger's Avatar though. it was funny. Oh well.
Bovee - April 5, 2010, 3:24 pm
i missed this sh*t but wow is that funny. 5l's aggy for fighting the good fight.
DreMagnum - April 5, 2010, 1:43 am
this one random
Bartimaeus - April 5, 2010, 1:36 am
You had me at "Hello," Agatha.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:34 am
Suspected, or hoped?
Bartimaeus - April 5, 2010, 1:24 am
You know, I've always suspected...
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:20 am
LMAO! I'm a her! This is how everyone finds out?
DreMagnum - April 5, 2010, 1:14 am
check out her actual page, they have some hate for you
forseti - April 5, 2010, 1:12 am
rofl... ira**jello sux...
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:05 am
Thanks, phy - booger13 accused me of "stealing" this pic from him... citin a poster he made on deviant art... which sucked. http://ira**jello.deviantart.com/art/demotivational-christmas-154751204
phydeaux - April 5, 2010, 12:59 am
I'm too tired to read 38 comments, but f***ing A aggy, 5L
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:23 pm
LMAO! Indeed!
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 3:21 pm
"Rose" colored? Bwahahahahah
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:17 pm
As far as the glasses, they're all the same color... just like everyone here.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:15 pm
If you look close enough, this model is actually brunette... you're free to color to taste.
forseti - April 4, 2010, 3:14 pm
Is it possible to get bright glasses with a brunette?!?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:53 pm
Or, Briahere, for that matter.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:52 pm
Seems too angry to be a girl, although yes, certainly yammers like a Britarded.
DreMagnum - April 4, 2010, 2:51 pm
sorry, it talks like a 10 year old girl
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 2:46 pm
May we soon forget Booger of Rose.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 2:43 pm
Also, on the plus side, my desserts feel a LOT safer.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 2:43 pm
I would like to see some proof that booger took the pic in question. Otherwise.... where did HE get it?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:43 pm
She? Come on now, Dre.
DreMagnum - April 4, 2010, 2:43 pm
I love how bad hers were too. I remember he/she kept pming me about stuff. Kind of weird
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:43 pm
I'm not nice, though. But, I've been trying.... and this is what happens.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:42 pm
We'd have about 8 posters left if we removed ones used online.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 2:42 pm
Yeah, the closing rant was entertaining though. "makes about as much sense as aggy as a nice person." You can tell, man, booger was a scholar.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:42 pm
LMAO Dre!!! I know, right?
DreMagnum - April 4, 2010, 2:41 pm
Reusing a pic on the interwebs?????? OH **** SON, **** JUST GOT REAL
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 2:39 pm
No loss. Just another drive by commenter who never made a single contribution to the site.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 2:36 pm
You know, I saw this coming...and yet I did nothing to prevent it. Bon voyage, Boogerino! We've had our share of male lesbos.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:33 pm
I took a picture from "poster fodder" thread, and made a motifake. You made a poster from the same picture on another site... and it sucked. Got to bed, little girl... there's no victory to be had here today.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 2:32 pm
I always knew you were a little b**** Booger. Thanks for proving us all right!
lesbo - April 4, 2010, 2:31 pm
as far as I ra** JELLO , makes as much sence as aggy as a nice person
lesbo - April 4, 2010, 2:30 pm
i dONT GIVE A 4K , YOU ARE A Theif AND BAN me who the FRAK cares, have fun being a trainwreck of a person PHYSICLLY AND MENTALLY . and yes THEY GIVE B17CH3S like u mods because u SUCK AT LIFE. *TAKES THE BAN happily* GOOD LUCK COW
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:21 pm
Normally, your a** would be dead as f***ing fried chicken, but you happen to pull this **** while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna ban you, I wanna help you. But I'm not going to let you call me out in public... so, sleep for now.
lesterinside - April 4, 2010, 2:17 pm
Hey booger, great work at the devian.
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 2:16 pm
what kind of name is I ra** Jello ?
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:15 pm
Motifake rule: Ripped off pic on the internet: no such thing. Time out for booger.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 2:15 pm
I see no copyright. Nor do I see your name on the poster. STFU whiner!
booger13 - April 4, 2010, 2:13 pm
flat out telling you , U RIPPED OFF my pic >>http://ira**jello.deviantart.com/art/demotivational-christmas-154751204 (dated feb 19 on devi)
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:10 pm
Hello? Are you calling me out, kid? That is not the right move. I'm not a total CART, but I am a moderator... and you are not bright. Thank you, though... for sharing.
booger13 - April 4, 2010, 2:09 pm
ok i call BULL5H1T , this image i had on my page on deviant art. WAS SUBMITTED AND REJECTED .... THATS STRIKE ONE aggy . WAY TO BE A TOTAL C**t
ICEMAN - April 4, 2010, 2:00 pm
What if I don't need a blonde? Can I get a redhead in exchange? Goin' postal x 5
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 1:49 pm
TTH rePMs
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 1:47 pm
Aggy PM's
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 1:43 pm
Thanks goes to TTH for the pic and the mailbait line. And, as luck would have it, my parents kept the box, and let me play "fort" in the refrigerator. When I'd come to, it was always a doctor who had found me. Or, a child protective services worker.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 1:41 pm
lol "mailbait" tag 5/5
lesterinside - April 4, 2010, 1:40 pm
5 olala
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 1:38 pm
Nice one Aggy. 5L
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 1:34 pm
The better to play fort with! Refrigerator boxes are better though, because you can turn the spare material into weapons.
MO - April 4, 2010, 1:31 pm
Good lord she's got a big box though.....


PADDY CAKE -


TAGS: paddy cake perma high five hands
Rating: 4.4/5

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rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:06 pm

as long as it isn't anytime soon.....enjoying her growing up but still by baby
GySgt1811 - September 5, 2010, 6:02 pm
Been there, done that. But it works out. You get a granddaughter. (Wait. Then the whole thing starts over again. ...Oh crap; belt fed, crew served for me!)
rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:00 pm

sawed off....after she is married she can choose her course.
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 1:05 pm
Sorry had to. I will get you some extra ammo? You gonna use the sawed off or the pistol?
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 1:02 pm
So, that's how the whole immaculate thing happens?
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:45 pm

to think I was just starting to like you.....now you have to remind me of that problem.....lurking.....Ma, git tha gun
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 12:35 pm
Bout the time you start to worry that a boy is hiding under her bed
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:20 pm

There are days I am happy my daughter is able to care for herself, then I wonder when she won't want me to tuck her in anymore...
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 12:12 pm
Tell me about it, my boy started school two weeks ago and man i can only ask where the time has gone.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 12:05 pm

I remember those days...they pass way to fast for my liking
Faceplant31 - September 5, 2010, 11:34 am
Thanks buddy, i thought of it while playing paddy cake with the lil princess this morning.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 11:30 am

sick, twisted and I like


I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO DELIVER - from the Secretary of the Army May I come in, Mrs. Jones?


TAGS: handled with class and respect
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Airman

thatonechick - January 23, 2010, 10:52 am
Oh... That makes sense! LoL I thought he was either suicidal, or a real ***k. Or, perhaps, imitating his moniker.
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:50 am

I thing he left out "never", based one first comment
thatonechick - January 23, 2010, 10:48 am
I certainly don't envy them. Which is why I was wondering why that guy down there hopes his wife gets "the knock." :(
rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:11 am

I cannot imagine the pain the survivors must feel. This is one of the truly poignent posters on this site. It makes me take stock of what I have in my life and thank those who have served, and especially those who have paid the ultimate price for freedom
thatonechick - January 23, 2010, 9:11 am
Do you not like your wife...? :( That's sad.
il_smartass - January 22, 2010, 10:56 pm
my thoughts go out to any who has had to endure this... I hope my wife has to hear those words


OLD SCHOOL -


TAGS: tiger handheld video games
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 3, 2010, 9:22 pm
I had this game when I was 10...I traded it for cigarettes.


BIRD IN THE HAND -




THE ADAMS FAMILY -




HANDICAPPED X GAMES - Up next is Steven Hawkings, so stay tuned!


TAGS: handicapped
Rating: 3.92/5

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agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 2:15 am
Hilarious!


FATHERHOOD -


TAGS: just trying my hand at a sean style poster
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 3:59 am
Wow that is f*cked up!
Reality Lord - June 21, 2010, 9:37 pm

one of my all time favs.
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:34 pm

erock, Briton is no longer part of the family here at Motifake. I am sure he would appreciate your post.
erock - February 10, 2010, 12:26 pm
Briton, this poster is awesome 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2010, 6:39 pm
That is the most APT question I have ever seen on motifake!
moRR - February 7, 2010, 6:12 pm
is this actually a woman or not? O_-
Briton of Rose - October 22, 2009, 3:50 am
Thank you, gentlemen, for your kind words.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:23 pm
again, Brilliant
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:23 pm
BoR makes some great stuff!
Treehodger - October 21, 2009, 11:22 pm
holy hell. epic win. 5 lions.
Derek - September 30, 2009, 12:03 am
Fantastic.
agdaniele - September 2, 2009, 2:16 am
This is genius.
Sean - August 26, 2009, 11:53 pm
Or keep doing really good ones like this so I don't feel like such a freak. Tootles.
Sean - August 26, 2009, 11:33 pm
This is great. I love it. Excellent timing on the punchline. I didn't see it coming. Very nice. Now quit copying me! Find your own thing!
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 8:21 am
h**


TRACK AND FIELD -




POWER - Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely. It's ok cause we need the electricity.


TAGS: power hands
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by curzondax12

eldiabloloco - October 4, 2010, 11:01 pm
Fantastic picture and great post 5/5
Neener - October 4, 2010, 9:16 pm
Beautiful picture


OPTIMISTS - They always try that last hand.




DEAD MAN'S HAND - Aces & Eights August 2, 1876. Wildbill.


TAGS: hand
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

maoworks2 - January 17, 2013, 9:24 am
James b***ler Hickok.
Rudedog - January 16, 2013, 10:43 pm
To this day my wife will always fold with this hand because of wild Bill.


IN MEMORY OF MY WIFE -


TAGS: her hand is set in a perm c and my accountant ts says that i am screwed so i am stuck for the rest of my life
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 1:36 pm
hahahahahaha. this made me laugh
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 12:17 pm
Beautiful!!!


REALITY SUCKS - These kids hate each other now.




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